January 2013
8 posts
September 2012
14 posts
April 2012
15 posts
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Benjamin Franklin
I had a dream the other night that Benjamin Franklin was chasing me on a motorcycle trying to shoot me, as I was riding away on my own motorcycle. The next day, I opened a box of Cracker Jacks to find that my “prize inside” was a sticker of Benjamin Franklin… This would’ve been okay until the day after that I had another box of Cracker Jacks and I got the same sticker of...
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Never look back!
March 2012
12 posts
A Thought About Teaching, Life, and Girls
After many thoughts for many days, I think I’ve settled on the idea that I want to become a teacher when I grow up. I’ve tried to rotate myself away from this idea for quite some time, ignoring the thought of it because teachers make no money, and I mean like NO money. But… today I had a revelation. Well, it was a few days ago but for Tumblr’s sake it was today. I came to...
Another good one from 5th Grade
Student: Teacher! Call my nature.
Me: What?
Student: Call my nature. Call my nature!
Me: Oooh. Nature is calling? Yes, you can go to the restroom.
This is why I want to be a teacher
“That awkward moment when you look condescendingly at your partners math paper...”
